Future Aspirations

On the way to school this morning...

Elaina: I feel more like I should be skydiving than going to school.

Me: Because of your backpack?

Elaina: Yes, it's so light...but I would NEVER skydive, it's too scary.  I would like to go into space though.


Me:  You think that's less scary than skydiving?

Elaina: Yes, all you do is float, wear heavy clothes, and stay in good shape.  I like that...just three responsibilities.  BUT, you can't float at the wrong time...only when they tell you.  Otherwise, your face could get puffy.